flatulenceontoast:

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hitlervevo:

I’m not photogenic I’m mirrorgenic

(Source: hashtagugly)


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Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

(Source: forever-dirty-minded)


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thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry

u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD


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ampersamiijoh:

thighabetic:

Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use.

(Source: missconceptions)


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pleatedjeans:

Rate My Professor. via

pleatedjeans:

Rate My Professor. via


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(Source: dandreaming)


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lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"


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gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time


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(Source: tibets)


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trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u


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pastygod:

shaynthehero:

That’s how all women should feel about their body.

This is how everyone should feel about their body

(Source: imqu3llyb)


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2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude


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