yourefunnyman:

highb100d:

mckjordann:

rat, cat, mat, sat, bat, fat, nat, pat, tat, vat.

i beg to differ.

are you retarded none of those rhyme with hat

^^

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

barrystyles:

imma-bradford-bad-boy:

this is the best post..i have ever seen..

then there’s me:

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laughpotion:

http://laughpotion.tumblr.com/

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

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jennymoments:

shoot. this says a lot.

“Be self-controlled and alert. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour.”

                  —1 Peter 5:8

robot-panda:

niggaqueef:

HAHAHAAHHAAHAHA

HA FAIL HARD

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How to spell Canada

C, eh?
N, eh?
D, eh?

sooperderp:

LOL OUCH.

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canadian-lofty:

patto-san:

abessinier:

The essence of being athorable

Giant Teddy Bear.

The last one, omg.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Katy Perry is Loki

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