a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This is basically the best argument. Pro-weed for life.
whom is this Miles Cyprus character??? i dont know about “celebrities” because i am too busy READING A BOOK and DOING EDUCATION. i dont care what Kanyay and Jason Beebeir and Rihannon are doing because MTV SUCKS take me back to the 50s where it was real and not FAKE like this BULLSHIT. i dont care about ppl who are famous just because they AUTOTUNE there dance moves. REAL talent is ppl like John Green or Doctor Who or Loki or Super Mario or Pabbles Picasser or Aristotl
Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear
Having someone to take them off
You win this time
'Beyonce isn't that pretty'-
'Beyonce's voice isn't that great'-
if somebody says something that’s exciting to them or bigs news and you say “nobody cares” you are literally a huge asshole, why would you intentionally ruin somebody’s good feeling? what did you gain from that? the satisfaction of making somebody feel like shit for being happy? are you proud of that?
why hasn’t the scientific side of tumblr responded to this yet guys we are waiting here
When your hair soaks up water, the overall density of your hair increases. This increase in density causes your hair fibers to be arranged more tightly, which allows less light to shine through your hair fibers.
shine bright like less dense hair fibers
Inspired by a recent experience I had with someone stealing my art and cropping out my URL.
Dedicated to every artist who has had their art work stolen.
this really hurts me
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"